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I produced Fast Crazy Bastard from ABC Cra.Cro B1 and a selected male from my Auto Bastard F3 line, Drunken Bastard × Lowryder. Previously called ABC Crazy Fast. It is an The first generation from a cross between two parents. F1 ↗ hybrid with ABC leaves and fast-flowering photoperiod flowering.
I selected the mother from a pack of ABC Crazy Crosses given to me by Jayma_mutant_research. The exact genetics of this collection are unknown: different pure and hybrid ABC lines were crossed without control for six years. I kept the female for vigorous growth and resilience, and selected the father in the third Auto Bastard generation.
The hybrid is dominated by vertical growth, closely spaced nodes and dense flowers. The ABC leaf changes the familiar plant silhouette. On the B1 mother, the lobes overlap and have pointed tips; on large fan leaves, each finger forms a separate cluster.
Fast Crazy Bastard has a listed flowering time of 65-70 days and medium height. The aroma is sweet-and-sour, with citrus, apple and pine. At the B1 mother's harvest, I separately noted apple, lime and pine.
I created this line as part of the Doctor's Choice collaboration. It is released as Regular seeds can produce both male and female plants. regular seeds ↗. I described the B1 mother plant and its harvest separately: it is the individual female I was working with for a third cycle.
| Flowering type | Fast photoperiod |
|---|---|
| Genetics: mother × father | ABC Cra.Cro B1 × Auto Bastard F3 (Drunken Bastard × Lowryder) |
| Generation | F1 |
| Seeds | Regular |
| Timing | 65–70 days of flowering |
| Height | Medium |
| Structure | Vertical growth, closely spaced nodes, dense flowers |
| Leaf form | ABC |
| Aroma | sour-sweet, citrus, apple, pine |
| Released by | Doctor's Choice |
A strong, resilient plant with a well-formed structure dominated by vertical growth. Adapts well to different conditions and roots quickly from cuttings. Resistant to mould because of its “fluffy” flower structure. Heavily covered in trichomes and shows purple in cool conditions. Does not need heavy trimming; there is very little sugar leaf around the buds. This is my third cycle working with this female.
The exact genetics are unknown. I found her in a pack of ABC Crazy Crosses given to me by Jayma_mutant_research. He explained the collection to me like this:
In Crazy Crosses you will find different ABC plants; there are some I really like. They are all ABC phenotypes. Different variants brought together: 6 years of crosses between different pure ABC and hybrid ABC lines, and other carriers of ABC genetics, bred among themselves without control. That is why I call them crazy crosses. ABC Site3, Site4, Subterfuge, ABCFlo, ABC Red, different ABC from Dr.Kaly,......... All crossed among themselves without control.
| From transition to flowering to harvest | 88 days |
|---|---|
| Height | About 83 cm |
| Harvest aroma | Sweet-and-sour fruit, apple, lime, pine |
| Framework | Dominant main cola; calyxes extend slightly to the sides |




















Fast Crazy Bastard in *** at breeder Faloseeds.



And here we have Fast Crazy Bastard, grown by *** grower weed.pasja.pl. The photos show that the Bastard goes through vegetative growth more slowly than classic strains, and the plant needs more time to reveal its potential.


Content with ABC Crazy Fast from breeder RodnoiDa4NIK; berries dominate the aroma at this stage. Turns out yours are quite trichome-rich. The smells are a mixture of everything: citrus notes and classic mj, with pine present. There is one pheno that clearly differs in bud structure and smell (it reminds me of young apples growing on people's plots, rather than store-bought ones). I initially wanted to cut it because it sprouted later than all the others and lagged in growth.



ABC Crazy Fast grown by a good friend and great breeder, Shkiper.UA420. Finished flowering in 70 days. Bell pepper in the aroma.


ABC Cra.Cro B1 - mother of Fast Crazy Bastard / ***
One summer a bro put several ABC CRA CRO B1 clones here, and while passing nearby we decided to see what had happened to them. One planting survived, was pollinated by someone and scattered seeds around it.


This is one of my Bastards in ***.

