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Fast Crazy Bastard cola on a black background, dense frosty buds with dark purple-green tones
Fast Crazy Bastard / flowers
ABC

Fast Crazy Bastard

6 grower cycles24 photos

Flowering type
Fast In photoperiod plants, the change to flowering depends on the length of the day. photoperiod ↗
Genetics
ABC Crazy Crosses × (Drunken Bastard × Lowryder)
Timing
65–70 days of flowering
The mother of Fast Crazy Bastard (formerly ABC Crazy Fast), December 2023. Video in the report

About the strain

I produced Fast Crazy Bastard from ABC Cra.Cro B1 and a selected male from my Auto Bastard F3 line, Drunken Bastard × Lowryder. Previously called ABC Crazy Fast. It is an The first generation from a cross between two parents. F1 ↗ hybrid with ABC leaves and fast-flowering photoperiod flowering.

I selected the mother from a pack of ABC Crazy Crosses given to me by Jayma_mutant_research. The exact genetics of this collection are unknown: different pure and hybrid ABC lines were crossed without control for six years. I kept the female for vigorous growth and resilience, and selected the father in the third Auto Bastard generation.

The hybrid is dominated by vertical growth, closely spaced nodes and dense flowers. The ABC leaf changes the familiar plant silhouette. On the B1 mother, the lobes overlap and have pointed tips; on large fan leaves, each finger forms a separate cluster.

Fast Crazy Bastard has a listed flowering time of 65-70 days and medium height. The aroma is sweet-and-sour, with citrus, apple and pine. At the B1 mother's harvest, I separately noted apple, lime and pine.

I created this line as part of the Doctor's Choice collaboration. It is released as Regular seeds can produce both male and female plants. regular seeds ↗. I described the B1 mother plant and its harvest separately: it is the individual female I was working with for a third cycle.

At a glance

Fast Crazy Bastard: At a glance
Flowering typeFast photoperiod
Genetics: mother × fatherABC Cra.Cro B1 × Auto Bastard F3 (Drunken Bastard × Lowryder)
GenerationF1
SeedsRegular
Timing65–70 days of flowering
HeightMedium
StructureVertical growth, closely spaced nodes, dense flowers
Leaf formABC
Aromasour-sweet, citrus, apple, pine
Released byDoctor's Choice

Mother: ABC Cra.Cro B1

A strong, resilient plant with a well-formed structure dominated by vertical growth. Adapts well to different conditions and roots quickly from cuttings. Resistant to mould because of its “fluffy” flower structure. Heavily covered in trichomes and shows purple in cool conditions. Does not need heavy trimming; there is very little sugar leaf around the buds. This is my third cycle working with this female.

The exact genetics are unknown. I found her in a pack of ABC Crazy Crosses given to me by Jayma_mutant_research. He explained the collection to me like this:

In Crazy Crosses you will find different ABC plants; there are some I really like. They are all ABC phenotypes. Different variants brought together: 6 years of crosses between different pure ABC and hybrid ABC lines, and other carriers of ABC genetics, bred among themselves without control. That is why I call them crazy crosses. ABC Site3, Site4, Subterfuge, ABCFlo, ABC Red, different ABC from Dr.Kaly,......... All crossed among themselves without control.

Jayma_mutant_research
ABC Cra.Cro B1
From transition to flowering to harvest88 days
HeightAbout 83 cm
Harvest aromaSweet-and-sour fruit, apple, lime, pine
FrameworkDominant main cola; calyxes extend slightly to the sides

Mutation

Australian Bastard Cannabis (ABC)

Breeding

Strain photos

Grows

Faloseeds

Fast Crazy Bastard in *** at breeder Faloseeds.

A close-up of male flowers and ABC leaves.
Fast Crazy Bastard at Faloseeds
A bee among male flowers and ABC leaves.
Fast Crazy Bastard, flowers and a bee
A close-up of a bee on a branch with male flowers.
Fast Crazy Bastard, male flowers

weed.pasja.pl

Regular

And here we have Fast Crazy Bastard, grown by *** grower weed.pasja.pl. The photos show that the Bastard goes through vegetative growth more slowly than classic strains, and the plant needs more time to reveal its potential.

ABC leaves on branching green stems.
Fast Crazy Bastard at weed.pasja.pl, leaves
A plant with small, glossy ABC leaves.
Fast Crazy Bastard at weed.pasja.pl

RodnoiDa4NIK

Content with ABC Crazy Fast from breeder RodnoiDa4NIK; berries dominate the aroma at this stage. Turns out yours are quite trichome-rich. The smells are a mixture of everything: citrus notes and classic mj, with pine present. There is one pheno that clearly differs in bud structure and smell (it reminds me of young apples growing on people's plots, rather than store-bought ones). I initially wanted to cut it because it sprouted later than all the others and lagged in growth.

A close-up of a young flower with white pistils.
ABC Crazy Fast at RodnoiDa4NIK
A flower with purple calyxes and pink pistils.
ABC Crazy Fast at RodnoiDa4NIK
Trichomes on a purple flower among glossy leaves.
ABC Crazy Fast, trichomes

Shkiper.UA420

ABC Crazy Fast grown by a good friend and great breeder, Shkiper.UA420. Finished flowering in 70 days. Bell pepper in the aroma.

A flowering plant with small ABC leaves.
ABC Crazy Fast at Shkiper.UA420
Long flowering branches among small ABC leaves.
ABC Crazy Fast, top flowers

bro from the channel

Clones

ABC Cra.Cro B1 - mother of Fast Crazy Bastard / ***

One summer a bro put several ABC CRA CRO B1 clones here, and while passing nearby we decided to see what had happened to them. One planting survived, was pollinated by someone and scattered seeds around it.

A close-up of a dry ABC Cra.Cro B1 flower.
ABC Cra.Cro B1, ***
Several dry ABC Cra.Cro B1 flowers on a branch.
ABC Cra.Cro B1, flowers

GanjaBonsai

This is one of my Bastards in ***.

Branches with small, glossy ABC leaves.
Fast Crazy Bastard at GanjaBonsai
A close-up of a branching stem with smooth ABC leaflets.
Fast Crazy Bastard at GanjaBonsai, ABC leaf
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